"If You're Happy and You Know It...."

Update

2009-12-16T18:54:00.000-08:00

Hmmm...I have been a super slacker with this whole blog thing...but!!!! I will now officially have a lot more time on my hands! I finished my Masters, hooray for me! It's strange to not feel so pressed for time. I'm sitting here not sure what to do with myself. I painted the kids bathroom, I patched up the dings on the corners of the walls from the kids vacuuming adventures, and I even scrubbed the last bit of lemonade off the ceiling from the kids lemonade war (don't ask, it wasn't pretty--one of those things you laugh at later...years later).

So, if anyone even checks on my crazy blog...I shall return...just probably not until after Christmas! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my wonderful friends and family!

Winchester Ward Blog

2009-10-31T19:21:00.000-07:00

Hey Friends! We have a new ward blog, come check it out!!! If you want to post on this blog let me know and I will send you the info. so you can keep in touch with your friends here Winchester.

http://winchesterward.blogspot.com

The Bag of Cookies

2009-07-26T17:05:00.000-07:00

Have you ever opened up your door to find a dirt covered baggie filled to the brim with squished chocolate chip cookies???

Yes? Good, keep reading, there is something you must know about squished bags of cookies.

No? That's okay, maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to be given your very own bag of squished cookies, and this lesson will help you be prepared with the proper response when that day comes.

So, you open your door, and there lying before you is a small baggie filled with what looks like they use to be chocolate chip cookies--a few walnuts sticking out here and there. There are brown streaks of mud running down the sides of the bag, and to be honest...they're just boring old cookies, right??? Wrong.

These cookies have a story.

It's the sabbath day, and Julie wanted to teach her 2 boys about the importance of service, and doing kind things for others. The boys decided that they should make cookies, and take them to the Elders, and to the Duncan's--they love the Duncans. The Elders came over for dinner, so the kids packed up a small bag of cookies for them to take home with them, that left only the delivery of the cookies for the Duncan Family. The boys carefullly picked out the very best cookies, only the best would do! They gently placed them in the bag, grabbed their bike and scooter and set off with their mother to take the cookies to the Duncans.

There is a new subdivision being built that separates the Duncan's neighborhood from the Peterson's neighborhood, and there is a new road that has been paved that will eventually connect the two neighborhoods. The Peterson's decided that they'd walk down the new road, and then pick their way through that last bit of field that stood between the two neighborhoods actually being connected.

It started out okay, but about the 10th step in, they realized that they'd have to carry the bike and scooter across, as well as the dog, the weeds were just too high--but it was okay--they were doing this for the Duncans....20 steps in, Julie trips and falls into a thorn bush and cuts up both of her arms, they're both bleeding now....30 steps, uh oh! there's a stream that runs through the middle of this field, Ah! both of Julie's feet sink into the mud all the way up to her knees--she manages to pull her feet out, but loses both of her shoes in the mud. Barefoot and holding a squirming dog, she falls backward and slashes the back of her arm on another thorny bush...still worth it! She stuck her arms elbow deep into the mud and slurp! pulled her shoes out of the mud! Poor doggy fell in the water and is covered in mud. Both boys have bug bites and scratches up and down their legs. Zach's tan church pants now look like army fatigues. Yowsers! How are they ever going to get out of there? Taylon gets stuck in the mud, the bike is covered in it, Julie can barely move without getting another cut on her arms.

Where are the cookies through all of this??? The cookies have now been dropped, and rescued, provided padding for a falling child, and taken respit in the pocket of Zachary less they take yet another tumble down the hill. The boys are still determined to carry their scooter and bike through this field turned jungle! Julie, on the other hand, bleeding, soaked through and through, and covered in mud, decides that to be safe, they better head back up the hill and go around to the Duncan's house on a "real" road. If they thought going down the hill was bad, it was nothing compared to the hike back up! Needless to say, it was an adventure in and of itself, and a small field turned into an hour long safari--which left them all battered and torn, but still in great spirits.

They still had the cookies!!! Hooray!!! They were a little worse for wear, but the boys were bound and determined to deliver those cookies. They arrived at the Duncan's, quite a sight to be seen, and the Duncan's weren't home, and there was no paper in which to leave a message. So, there they were with a little dirty bag of cookies, with no one home. The only thing they could do was to leave them at the door and hope that the Duncan's would know that these were special cookies, they gave it their all to get these cookies to them.

So, remember, a bag of smashed cookies may initially look just that, a smashed bag of cookies, but if you look beyond the little baggie you'd see that it's really a bag of love, a bag of determination, and a bag of hard work from two young boys whose wish was to give you something special.

It all made me stop and think today about the gifts we have, do we take them for face value, or do we realize the sacrifice and time that people give on our behalf. Yes, it was a silly bag of cookies, but I was there, and I will tell you what, those kids were bound and determined to get those cookies to the Duncan's...no matter what...and they did. They wear their cuts and bruises, their stained Sunday clothes as their reminder that sometimes doing something for someone else isn't always easy, but it always feels so good in the end.

Check out our adventure

2009-07-05T18:09:00.001-07:00

Our Fabulous Adventure

2009-07-05T16:44:00.000-07:00

We had a blast this month, we spent it traveling from Eastern Kentucky to Utah. It was a long drive, but it was a lot of fun! We spent a few days in Moab hiking at the arches and Canyonlands, then on to Capitol Reef for some 4-wheeling. Next we went to the Oquirrh Mountain Temple Open House and some boating fun at Jordanelle Reserviore in Park City. We topped it off with a surprise birthday for my mom...she didn't know we were all coming, and my dad brought her to the park in Capitol Reef and all her kids, from all over the country and all her grandkids were already there...it was awesome! Then we went to the Mt. TImpanogas Temple where my brother, Bryce, and his wife Christy were sealed to their little girl that they adopted from the Philippines. It was a truly awesome trip! I wish I'd had more time to see all my many friends, but I know they understand!

A Good Wife Knows Her Place???

2009-06-14T18:08:00.001-07:00

Thought this was interesting—although I don't know about putting ribbons in my hair and never complaining even if my hubby wants to stay out all night. Just remember ladies, you have no right to question his actions-yeah, whatever.

An Actual 1955 Housekeeping Monthly article.

Need A Laugh? Check This Out!

2009-06-05T12:28:00.000-07:00

I am laughing so hard that tears are rolling down my cheeks--oh this is too funny! Go to www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com I have some seriously funny pictures I should send in of my sister and I jumping on a trampoline when we were little--she looks like an Ewok, and I look look like one of the Nelson twins. You have to look through more than just the first page, keep going back to older posts--once you start laughing you won't be able to stop--my favorite is the family photo on the beach--look in the background!

Shadow Diseases

2009-06-02T14:38:00.001-07:00

I just have to share....

Evidence suggests that the following conditions are connected:

Migraines--Those who have migraines are more susceptible to having a stroke or heart attack, if you have even one migraine per month you are 50% more likely to have a stroke or heart attack.

Endometriosis--Melanoma (I have had both--must be something to this after all). Women with endometriosis are 67% more likely to have abnormal skin growth causing melanomas--makes sense I suppose.

High Blood Pressure--Diabetes

Psoriasis--Heart Attack. This was from a study that followed 1/2 million people for 5 years and found that if you have psoriasis your risk for a heart attack doubles, mainly related to inflammation.

Metabolic Syndrome--Kidney Stones

Asthma--Depression and Anxiety Disorders

This can all be found in Prevention Magazine July 2009 or Prevention.com;

Spread the Word - Army of Women

2009-06-02T14:24:00.001-07:00

Spread the Word - Army of Women

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Join Army of Women Today!!!

2009-06-02T14:20:00.000-07:00

Hey ladies,
I have joined the Army of Women, I highly encourage you to join as well. This is a way to help study and hopefully prevent breast cancer in the future. Go to armyofwomen.org to sign up today!

My Grandmother died from breast cancer when I was 8 years old, I never really got to know her very well. I'm sure that most of you know women who have also battled breast cancer...this is an AWESOME way to do your part in finding a cure!

We're a little bit twisted!

2009-05-20T18:40:00.000-07:00

We had a game night the other day...it was so much fun! We got a lil' bit twisted and turned around:)

I Scream! You Scream! We all scream for ice cream!

2009-05-02T15:02:00.000-07:00

Hooray! We won the "Slow Churned Neighborhood Salute" Ice Cream party! Wahoo! I entered a submission, an essay, and I won! We won an ice cream party for 100 people--the entire shin-dig for our neighborhood! Tee hee! The kids are so excited, Winkie is too, she loves ice cream!

Fun Games for Girls--tee hee, and they're FREE

2009-04-30T17:25:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I am a nerd, I know. Check out this game, it's a penguin catapult--I spent way too much time launching penguins! There are lots of games, I think Steph, Madison, Grace and Soph would love it! I miss you girls!

http://www.girlsgogames.com/game/Crazy-Penguin-Catapult.html

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More pictures on the way...

2009-04-25T14:00:00.001-07:00

I'm having issues with my pictures...more pictures of Zach, Tay and the family under construction...

What in the World Have We Been Doing???

2009-04-25T12:39:00.000-07:00

It's been a while, I know! Wowsers we have done a lot! So, here's a brief overview. Zachary is now 14 and is 6'3" and loves looking down on his mother. Ali is 13 and looking more like a young lady every day. Taylon is 11 and the king of the school--he'll be in middle school next year.

Zachary is playing baseball this summer, and can't wait to go home to Utah this summer for a visit. He's in 9th grade this year, and already registered for 10th. He's sweet boy, he gets up every morning at 5:30 to be at seminary at 6:30 every day! He's a real trooper! He's a good sport with his mom who loves to tease him!

Ali Roo just finished a busy year of color guard, fiddlers group, orchestra concerts and tutoring, and the Technology Club where she invented a robot and they got 2nd place at the state competition. She is so much smarter than I ever was. She's growing into a lovely young lady and is training to be the pitcher on her softball team.

Taylon is also playing baseball on the Bats this year. He can really hit the ball this year! He's made a lot of progress since last year! He's finally back in activity days--now that our ward is having it again, and he loves it! He loves school, and you should see this kid on the computer, he's a whiz! I have to call him to help me figure things out, he's a wonderful joy to have in our family!

Austin is still 6"5, and will soon be looking up at his 14 year old son. He's still with Nestle, and is looking forward to cruising around on his motorcycle now that things are finally warming up around here. He's a great coach and loves to help the kids learn to pitch, he was nicknamed "the Arm" when he was a kid and playing baseball.

Julie has 9 hours left before she completes her Masters Degree--yay! She is excited to have the marvelous opportunity to speak at the American Dietetics Association, National Food and Nutrition Conference in Denver this October. She will be speaking about her research for her thesis. She is very excited about the opportunity!

We took the kids to Washington DC for Easter. It was beautiful! It was the cherry blossom festival and it couldn't have been more lovely! We visited the Smithsonian, the Capitol, The Holocaust Museum, The Washington Memorial, The Lincoln Monument, The Vietnam and WWII Memorial, The Korean Memorial, The Pentagon, The Iwo Jima Memorial and the White House. It was too cool! The kids had never been on the subway before, they loved it! I was in DC a few months ago and really wanted the kids to be able to see all this history.

We also visited Arlington National Cemetery and watched the changing of the guard. They always keep a wreath there in front of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and my Grandpa Adams, was invited to place the wreath there several years ago. He was a pilot in Italy during WWII, and he was shot down. We went to visit the men he fought with that are buried there. It was very moving. President Kennedy is also buried there at Arlington, as well as the Lee Mansion. It was just amazing! If you ever get the chance to visit downtown DC, take it! We also went to the theater where Lincoln was shot--so much history!

So, in a nut shell, that's what we've been up to!

Note: Winkie Marie turned 2 this year. Her birthday was April 19...Ali made her a hot do and tuna birthday cake, and she was spoiled all day long! Winkie also went to DC with us, I ended up having to get some sleeping pills for her and wrapping them in salami so she would settle down..don't worry I researched animal tranquilizers and made sure what I gave her was safe...so, if you do go to DC, don't take your weiner dog!

May the 4th Be With You!!!!

2009-04-25T12:29:00.000-07:00

Hee Hee Hee!
My wonderful friend Jen told me about the best idea last year, and we have decided to implement it as a tradition in our home. I simply must share the fun!!! For those of you who don't know, I really "dig" Star Wars spoof stuff! I collect the little M&M guys that are dressed like Star Wars characters, and I have all the Mr. Potato Heads--Darth Tater, Spud Trooper etc... anywhooo...this was too fun to pass up! On May the 4th, you celebrate Star Wars, oooh! I love it! I can't wait. You can celebrate however you want, but this is our plan--thanks to the many sites dedicated to those insane enough to love Star Wars too. We will have Yoda Sodas and Galactic Pizza for dinner--Yoda Sodas are lime sherbet with Sprite---yummmy! Austin is going to dress up like Darth Vader and we are all going to tackle him with our light sabers, he will then at the end declare..."Kids! Wait! I'm your Father!" Hee Hee Hee... then the kids will freak out, (sounds fun, right?) Ah!!! the joys of bossing your children around and making them act like ninnies:)

Okay, so the next day to celebrate is March 14th. Why celebrate March 14th? It's Pi day! Yep, Pi! We make different pies and totally "pi"g out! Thanks for the fabuloso idears Jen!

The most beautiful baptism

2009-03-29T20:14:00.000-07:00

About a month ago I had the most wonderful opportunity to meet a most amazing woman, she was investigating the church, and her son, who is 11 wanted to be baptized. Several years ago she was just like the rest of us, she was active, loved to be outdoors and be with her family. One day she went out for a bike ride and woke up in the hospital to find out that she had been hit by a car. Not only had she been hit by a car, but she had lost both of her legs, completely amputated, nothing left. She is very open about her accident, but what is even more surprising, is that she speaks very freely about her depression following the accident, she literally gave up on life, and lay in bed for months.

It took her a long time to decide that life without legs was worth living. She knew she had to try, she had to try to take care of her two boys. It wasn't long after she decided to get out of bed, that two young men knocked on her door to share with her the beautiful gospel message. She accepted the message, and knew she wanted to be baptized, but when the time came to actually be baptized, she got scared. How do you baptize someone who doesn't have any legs? What do they wear? How do you keep their clothes from going over their head? Our church is old and not very accessible for wheelchairs to get to the baptismal font, that meant difficulty getting her to the font to start with. Nevertheless, she decided that she was going to do this, and a date was set. The date came, anxiety got the best of her and she backed out. She didn't know what to wear, she didn't know how this was going to work.

When Austin's beautiful mother passed away, I received her temple clothing, and because she worked in the temple, she had acquired several lovely dresses and suits for the temple. I offered these to this sister, in hopes that this would ease some of her anxiety, we could pin the skirt or dress at the bottom so it wouldn't come up over her head. She has very strong and defined arms, and decided that it wasn't worth trying them on because she was too big through the chest and arms. Miraculously, she decided to try one top, one of Austin's moms that she purchased and never wore, and it fit her, perfectly. She looked so beautiful, it looked like it had been tailored just for her. I know that Austin's mom must have been smiling from Heaven knowing that through her this sweet sister would have something beautiful and white to be baptized in. Now she had something to wear, but how was she going to get in the water, and how would they baptize her?

Everyone had a suggestion, put her on a chair and tip the chair backward, build her a bench, etc.... I didn't know what they had decided to do, all I knew was that the baptism was by invitation only, she was so scared, and I feel so blessed to have been able to be there to feel of the spirit that was there. I have never felt the spirit so strongly at any baptism I have ever been to. This sister also faced another difficulty, her son, her 22 year-old son is going through chemotherapy and is very sick from lymphoma, this made her decision even more difficult; so much on her mind; so much anxiety and worry.

The time finally came for her to go to the font, we all stayed in the Relief Society room while she got ready. When we got down the hall, we found her already in the font, it was only filled half-way, and a member of our bishopric, and one of the missionaries were kneeling in the water beside her preparing to baptize her. They both held onto her and kept her stable while the ordinance was performed, it was so touching, I don't believe there was a dry eye in the room. Her confirmation was also just lovely, and I can't tell you how touching it is to see someone overcome so much, and to be so strong. She smiles, she laughs, and she is an example to me of perseverance and of relying on the Lord. I know that there were unseen beings with us there, I could feel our Heavenly Father's love for her. I have never met anyone in my life who shines like she does. My testimony is strengthened by knowing her, by being able to witness her conversion and her baptism. I wish everyone could know her, I know I am a better person because of her.

Filling the Void

2009-02-23T14:01:00.000-08:00

When life gets the busiest, is when I feel the most lost and confused--my life is SO FULL, that I feel empty inside. When I read this article, it really brought it home for me, it put my exact feelings into such beautiful words. Enjoy!

Victoria Anderson, “Filling the Void,” Ensign, Mar 2006, 56–57

I had a yearning to fill every minute with music, television, or some other stimulus. What need was I trying to satisfy?

It was a cold, clear night, and the moon lit the snowcapped mountains as it peeked above their rugged edges. I shivered as I climbed into my car, waiting for the heater to warm my frozen toes and hands.

My last client at the clinic where I worked as a psychologist had left an hour before, but even after finishing phone calls and paperwork, I continued to be drawn to thoughts of concern for her welfare. Sherry (names have been changed) was a 19-year-old college student with an eating disorder. She had been sexually abused as a child by her stepbrother and had never received treatment because her parents were afraid it would ruin the family.

My thoughts of Sherry were interrupted when a car sped past me and swerved in front of me on the freeway. My heart started pumping harder, and I mumbled a few words under my breath. I tried to regain my composure as I drove toward home by turning on the radio. I flipped through the stations to find a comfortable song. “All the same empty noise,” I thought. “I wonder why I keep this crazy thing on so much of the time. It’s almost like I’m trying to fill a void somehow.”

I looked toward the mountains again. The moon was so bright and full that it illuminated the clouds sitting above the mountaintops. I turned the radio off and began to be thankful for the majesty of nature. A feeling of enormous debt filled my heart and soul, and I began to pray. After thanking Heavenly Father for the beauty surrounding me, I began to muse: “I wonder, Father, why I have a yearning—almost a need—to fill every minute with music or television or something to satisfy the void. Why does Sherry seek to fill her void with food? Why does Susan feel a need to fill her void with drugs, and why does Bert seek to fill his void with sex? Why does there sometimes seem to be a giant hole in our lives, even when we want to do what is right?

After these questions, thoughts, and feelings filled my heart and soul, the answer came in a peaceful awareness. I had lived with my Heavenly Father in the premortal existence. In that realm I was filled with His divine love for me as His daughter. When I came to earth, I left His presence, and a void was created. I felt the void was placed in my heart for my earthly journey so I would seek Him again. As I seek to know and love my Heavenly Father, the void can be filled.

It was a soft and quiet answer—as quiet as the moonlit night. But it touched my soul, and tears began to well up in the corners of my eyes.

How many wasted hours and years do we spend searching after things to fill our voids in our lives: riches, possessions, sexual gratification, food, power, popularity? All of these can elate our senses or bring excitement, but they also return us to a place where we feel even more wanting. Thus begin the addictions, for we can never fill the void through earthly means.

Through the hundreds of people I see each year in counseling who are suffering from pain, loneliness, and addictions, I have reached a new awareness that they are all trying to fill their void in ways that only tear them apart. The void cannot be filled by external sources but must be filled from within.

The only way for us to fill the void in our lives is to come to know our Heavenly Father and His love for each one of us. That means to love Him enough that we want to do His will. Jesus said, “He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him” (John 14:21). Christ is the bridge for us to return to our Heavenly Father.

Jesus explained this to the woman at the well: “Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: but whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life” (John 4:13–14).

As I rounded the final corner, my house came into view. I knew my family was inside and would welcome me home in love. I thought of another future reunion filled with love—perfect love: that of returning to Heavenly Father. As I pulled into the driveway, I was filled with gratitude for what I had been taught about the power of knowing God’s love. I thought of the promise made in different words nearly 2,000 years earlier by His Son:

“Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid” (John 14:27).

Our ice storm adventure

2009-02-11T13:33:00.001-08:00

Going three days without power doesn't sound all that bad, but when the temperature outside is in the single digits, and the roads are covered in inches of ice--you know you're in for the long haul. We had no power, so, no lights, no heat, no TV or internet, no stove, no microwave, no hot water, no refrigerator--you get the idea--it was not fun! Poor little Taylon has such sensitive skin, and he was breaking out in a rash all over his face from the cold.

We hunkered down in the living room next to the fireplace and brought in wood from outside, even with the fireplace going it was so cold you could see your breath. We survived, just like everyone else. It was a wake up call for me, I really need to be more prepared. It wasn't too bad eating out of cans, but it was SO blasted cold!!! There were trees down everywhere, roads blocked, and the rain and snow just wouldn't stop. Our poor little pine trees were lying flat on the ground, so sad. Even now, there are still power lines down and people who don't have heat, and I am so grateful to have ours! You don't realize how much you rely on it. Sitting on a mattress with your family, in the cold, with nothing to entertain you but each other was actually kind of fun--makes ya feel like you're a pioneer--a pioneer with can openers, UNO and Monopoly, of course.

Once we got up and going again, Ali and I needed to take the car through the car wash, and you will never believe my luck, I got stuck, yes, STUCK, in the car wash. When you go in the door in fron of you comes down, and so does the door behind you. When the wash was done it said to pull forward, only problem was, the door wouldn't open--Ali thought this was pretty funny. I kept honking the horn in hopes that someone would come let me out--10 minutes later, (not nearly as bad as 3 days), but still, it was so ridiculous!

Anyway, we're still here, we haven't blown away yet! All is well!

The Johari Window

2009-02-01T18:55:00.001-08:00

Arena

(known to self and others)

caring, dependable, loving

Blind Spot

(known only to others)

adaptable, bold, clever, confident, dignified, energetic, friendly, giving, idealistic, ingenious, introverted, logical, mature, nervous, observant, organised, powerful, proud, quiet, reflective, self-assertive, self-conscious, sensible, silly, spontaneous, sympathetic, tense, warm, wise, witty

Façade

(known only to self)

happy, patient, religious

Unknown

(known to nobody)

able, accepting, brave, calm, cheerful, complex, extroverted, helpful, independent, intelligent, kind, knowledgeable, modest, relaxed, responsive, searching, sentimental, shy, trustworthy

All Percentages

able (0%) accepting (0%) adaptable (14%) bold (14%) brave (0%) calm (0%) caring (14%) cheerful (0%) clever (28%) complex (0%) confident (14%) dependable (14%) dignified (14%) energetic (28%) extroverted (0%) friendly (14%) giving (28%) happy (0%) helpful (0%) idealistic (14%) independent (0%) ingenious (14%) intelligent (0%) introverted (28%) kind (0%) knowledgeable (0%) logical (14%) loving (14%) mature (14%) modest (0%) nervous (14%) observant (14%) organised (14%) patient (0%) powerful (28%) proud (14%) quiet (28%) reflective (14%) relaxed (0%) religious (0%) responsive (0%) searching (0%) self-assertive (14%) self-conscious (28%) sensible (28%) sentimental (0%) shy (0%) silly (28%) spontaneous (14%) sympathetic (14%) tense (14%) trustworthy (0%) warm (14%) wise (14%) witty (14%)

Created by the Interactive Johari Window on 2.2.2009, using data from 7 respondents.
You can make your own Johari Window, or view Poohlie's full data.

The Ordinary and Unexciting

2009-01-22T13:41:00.001-08:00

"A house does not have to be perfect to be a home of joy, a child does not have to behave perfectly to love and be loved, and every moment of life does not have to be perfect to be of value. Too often, I realize, we fail to see the glorious reality of the simple joy that abounds in the seemingly mundane routine of day-to-day living. Instead, we tend to idolize the past, idealize the future, and devalue the present.... What better way to show our appreciation to Heavenly Father for what we have than to embrace our lives, albeit 'ordinary' and 'unexciting,' with joy?"
--Winnie Dalley; Ensign, March 1998, page 59

Do you ever feel this way? I certainly do—this really caught my attention and helped me to focus in again on what's really important. It's so hard not to compare yourself with others—it's even scarier to realize that others are comparing themselves to you—if only they knew.

I am going to embrace the dents in the corner of my wall upstairs, and be grateful that my kids were trying so hard to learn to clean and vacuum when they slammed it into the corner, denting it forever more (a memory forever)

I am going to embrace driving Zach to seminary every morning at 6:30 am, because I know all the wonderful blessings he's getting because of it.

I am going to embrace my friends, my friends who aren't movie stars, who aren't rocket scientists, but who are my life line, my comfort, my joy, my strength—I don't know where I'd be without my friends.

I'm going to embrace my sweetheart, my Prince Charming, I'm going to love him for all that he is, and overlook the things that just don't matter.

I'm going to embrace my kids, I'm going to laugh with them, and play with them, I'm going to be thankful for every moment that they're with me, and even after they move away.

What are you going to embrace?

Nursery--what gives???

2009-01-13T18:32:00.000-08:00

My current "job," if you will, at church, is the 2nd counselor in the stake primary--over the nursery. Well, I volunteered to do the nursery in our ward until they found someone to do it--which they still have not.

Here's my problem, and I would appreciate ANY, and ALL suggestions--how do you have a nursery when no one is willing to help? Sure, ask someone else to do it, they say yes and never show up. The primary presidency can't do it, they're already overwhelmed with the kids in primary. The parents can't do it because the have their own callings.

A friend of mine suggested not having nursery, she said that when her kids were young they didn't have nursery because there just weren't enough people to make it happen. So, do you suggest that nursery is cancelled and have all the mommies and daddies be upset, or do you ask them to do nursery and have them say they can't.

I am not in any way saying there should not be a nursery, but I am also at a loss as to what any other option would be. The young women can't do it--and there aren't 2 people willing to do it.

A few weeks back I was in the nursery, ALONE! Gasp! I know! I love the kids, and I don't mind it, but I had nine toddlers in there--yes, ALONE! Two of them were tipping over a little toy kitchen on themselves, so I ran over there to stop them. While I was attending to this, two other children on the other side of the room climbed up on the table, and one of them pushed the other off the table--this resulted in a loud thump as his little head slammed into the counter next to the table he was standing on. This was not all--oh no! The entire room was filled with the stench of poop--I think that every one of them decided to fill their britches at the same time! So, we're all crying, (and gasping for some fresh breath), at this point, and I have no one to help me. I opened the door and lo and behold the Bishop, that lucky man, was the first person I saw. I am not proud to say that I was at my wits end at that moment and wasn't overly kind about the way I went about expressing my distress. All the mommies were summoned and little diapers were changed and they sent in a member of the presidency to help me out--thank heaven above!

I am not complaining here--well kind of--I just don't know what the answer is, and I do know that one person in there is ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE, NOT FUN, AND NOT THE ANSWER! Help me my friends! Ask your friends--draw on the wisdom of your wards and please send it this way!!!!

Who's Your Long Lost Twin???

2008-12-28T19:18:00.000-08:00

Question: Do people ever come up to you and randomly tell you that you look like someone they know? Well, as of late, I've been bombarded with this question, so, I've decided to do a little experiment--I'll ask my nearest and dearest buddies to put in their two cents! This should be very enlightening. So, this is how it works, you look at the pics and decide which, if any, you think looks like me. Or, if you don't think any of them look like me, put in your own candidate, or you can just say that I am an Intergalactic Princess and it's just not possible for anyone to be as remarkable as me:) Part II: Who do people tell you that you look like?

Pictures:
1-This is just li'l ole me--lovely right? No laughing.
2-Claire Danes
3-Julia Roberts
4-Trisha Yearwood

Just a funny--I think my friend Renee, down in TN looks just like Lucy Lu, so lovely.
Jen, my buddy from UT, looks just like Felicity Huffman, and one final; my cute li'l sis looks just like Xena:Warrior Princess (Ha! Ha! Ha!)

So long 2008!

2008-12-28T16:49:00.000-08:00

It's been a great holiday! We shared it with friends and family, and had a beautiful Christmas as a family! We missed all our friends back home, and in places far from here; but we were all together in spirit, and always will be.

What was your most memorable moment of 2008? No celeb news--unless you were the celeb.

My most memorable moment was spending time with my family at King's Island, and then up at my brother's house in Illinois to bless their little girl. It's been years since all my siblings and I were together, so this was an occasion to be treasured.

Happy Thoughts Welcome Here!!!

2008-12-09T10:32:00.001-08:00

Front page of the Richmond Register

2008-11-30T19:46:00.000-08:00

Twelve-year-old Ali Peterson of Winchester chats Saturday with re-enactor Martha Gordon of Columbus, Ind., about the kromski spinning wheel made in Poland which Gordon uses to spin yarn. Gordon and her daughter were demonstrating how settlers made their own clothing. Nancy Taggart / Register Photographer

Julie, RD, LD----Yeah!!!

2008-11-18T19:04:00.001-08:00

Hey everybody! I took my qualifying exam to be a Registered Dietitian, and I PASSED! I am official! Hooray! This has been a long time coming and an even longer time studying! Thanks to my family who supported me--all my love!

My nightmare

2008-11-13T12:56:00.000-08:00

It was raining outside, as it always is when something bad is about to happen; there was a chill in the air that sliced you to the bone. I have always done my best to protect my family; I make my kids wear their helmets; we wear our seat belts; we talk about sex, drugs & rock 'n roll; I try to know who their friends are; I make sure they are fed and in bed at a decent hour etc.... It was none of these things however that incited the dread I felt inside, rather it was the blasted computer that has wreaked havoc in my "happy" home.

I have never been a big fan of myspace, facebook, yearbook and whatever other spaces and books are out there to expose yourself on. There have just been too many kids--too many times that get themselves into deep trouble on these sites. I've talked to my kids about not setting up accounts on these sites, don't put your picture or personal info. on these sites--because there are predators out there who can search you down and hurt you. Well, apparently my words fell on deaf ears because last night, to my horror, my kids yearbook.com sites were discovered. Not only had they set up accounts, they had posted pictures and given out where we lived as well. Harmless? Maybe. Maybe NOT! I felt like someone drew a giant target on my house saying this is wear naive little children live--pedophiles look here! I deactivated their accounts, but we all know that once you put something online it's there for good. I was horrified at the quizzes that are on these sites, all about sex, the kind you should have and whether or not you're bi. Ahhhhh! My kids aren't old enough for this! I'm not old enough for this! Girls in scanty dress sending my son messages wanting to be his "friend." Yeah right, more like a fat old greasy man, stuck to his arm chair by his own sweat, surfing the net for gullible kids.

I had a long chat with my kids, they were not very happy with me--but I think they understand the danger. I couldn't believe it though, lots of the kids around here had sites, and I was appalled at the things these kids were saying and posting. PARENTS BEWARE! Your kids might very well be doing things you don't know about. My computer in in the center of the house, they aren't allowed on it without us knowing, so, how did this happen? I do let them use the computer while I'm cleaning the house, not playing Gestapo and staring at every screen they look at--it happened right under my nose. It could most certainly happen to you.

While we were talking, we got a message from a buddy of mine--an Amber Alert actually. It was for a lovely little 13 year old girl from Rolla, MO. She had been abducted. We opened it up and this led to an entirely new conversation. I went online to try to lock our computer out of these sites, no luck as of yet, however, to my great relief (NOT), it has a pointer for parents--it says to warn your children that people may not be who they say they are online--duh! duh! duh! Thanks for the insight! Then, if that doesn't make you feel all warm and cozy, they then give you the link and contact info. for missing and exploited children. Yes, they know what they're doing and they allow it anyway. I am sick! I feel like there is a monster lurking in the computer--I just hope and pray that this lesson serves us well and they actually listen this time!

I have a wonderful friend, who will most likely read this, whose husband is in law enforcement, and I have heard him say on many occasions that these sites are dangerous! This is so serious! We only get one chance with our kids, take this one to talk to them and warn them--no matter how uncool of a parent it makes you! Please talk to your kids, I thought my kids weren't participating in these site--I was so wrong! "Cool" can go take a flying leap as far as I'm concerned, if it means being the most uncool mom on earth I'll take if it keeps my family safe from the predators that surf the net looking for kids that think "it will never happen to me!" Until it does.

Thankful....I couldn't say it any better than this

2008-11-09T15:19:00.000-08:00

I want to be Elmo!

2008-11-07T20:09:00.001-08:00

Hmmmm? If I were Elmo, I'd live on the greatest street on earth, everyone would always be smiling; Dorothy would be my fish, and Andrea Bocelli would sing me sweet lullabies--what a life eh?

Yearbookyourself.com Part 2

2008-11-02T20:09:00.000-08:00

Ha! Ha! Ha! I've been rolling on the floor playing with this site and pictures of all of you! Here are a few more of my lovely hair dos!

Yearbookyourself.com

2008-11-02T20:02:00.000-08:00

This was too funny! I went on my buddy Renee's blog, which is too funny I might add, and she recommended that we try this site--oh my! Too funny! Check it out!

Happy Halloween!

2008-10-30T19:55:00.000-07:00

Happy Halloween! Ali was a graveyard fairy, Taylon was a jail-bird and Zach was a soldier; Winkie Marie was a hot dog--with ketchup!

Taxi!

2008-10-30T19:31:00.000-07:00

The American Dietetic Association had their yearly conference this year in Chicago, and I had the opportunity to attend with Dietary Consultants Inc. For my research at the UK I am looking into the resting metabolic rate of frail elderly using indirect calorimetry, and the wonderful ladies I am working with were presenting at the pre-FNCE conference. We had so much fun! We stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel right on Michigan Ave., just across the river of the Magnificent Mile. We were right next to the Spider-Man building--the Chicago Tribune historical building.

One morning at about 6:00, my friend and I took a taxi to attend a "raisin breakfast." The California Raisin Co., was sponsoring a lovely catered breakfast for dietitians at the conference and we decided to go, we didn't get far before trouble found us. We were just passing the Sears Tower when we turned left onto Jackson St. and I looked out my window to see a terrifying sight! There was a car coming right at my door! My friend was looking out the other window and didn't see it coming, I'll tell you what, there are few things as scary as thinkin your life is about to end--I truly did think I wasn't going to walk away from that Taxi. I screamed and the next thing I knew I was thrown across the backseat of the taxi when the other car slammed into our car right where I was sitting. Luckily no one was seriously hurt, I just got a massive bruise up my right arm, a cut on my knee and some whiplash. The worst part was the run in my last pair of nylons (ha! ha! ha!) We did get out of the car okay and made it to our breakfast, but it was a scary experience which required some serious decompressing afterward.

The night before our raisin breakfast escapade we had the marvelous opportunity to hear from Chris Gardner, the author of the Pursuit of Happyness. If you ever get the chance to meet or hear him speak--jump on it! It was likely the finest and most moving presentation I've attended. It's rare to hear from someone who really gets what life is all about!

Just by a lucky co-inky-dink, my dad was in Chicago for business at the same time. I was able to catch up with him and we had a great dinner at Portillos. If any of you know my dad you know what a funny guy he is!

The Moon Bow

2008-10-30T19:11:00.001-07:00

In Corbin, KY, there is a beautiful waterfall called Cumberland Falls. About 2 weeks out of the year during a full moon, a moon bow can be seen all the way in outer space--it is the only one of its kind in North America. I had to go down to do a few inspections of some restaurants and so we all went and stayed in a hotel so I could get some work done over a few days time. We hiked to the falls and it truly was beautiful! We also got lost hiking--it was GREAT! There is nothing as fun as hiking through the woods and exploring, I've never been one for staying on the trail. My kids think I'm nuts, but I sure have fun!

Colonel Sanders of KFC is from Corbin, and we went to his original home where he invented the world famous chicken we all love. It was such a cute little house, it's now a KFC, and museum in one. IT has his original kitchen and some other originals that he had while he was in Corbin.

I'm the Weakest Link

2008-10-30T19:01:00.001-07:00

I got the most magnificent surprise! Austin got down on one knee and in his hand he had my platinum ring! The one that I thought he took back to the store. He then went on to tell me that he has only one weakness, and it's ME! How sweet! Then he continued to inform me that I'm worth it and he doesn't care how much it cost he just wanted me to have it because I loved it! Oh! I was, and am, breathless! I got to be a princess for the day! So, on my finger is the most beautiful (non) nickel containing ring you've ever seen!

What Does It Mean When You're Allergic to Your Wedding Ring?

2008-10-10T14:44:00.000-07:00

Almost a year ago now, I started showing signs of some pretty serious contact dermatitis under my wedding band--hmmmm, okay. So, I took it off for a week or so and put lotion on it until it healed up. Within 24 hours of putting my ring back on, WHAM! my finger broke out again! ARGH! Well, this time I left it off for a longer period of time to really let it heal, to no avail, my darn finger not only broke out this time, it also left some lovely sores where my ring was. As we all understand what a HUGE pain it is to get in to see the doctor, I put it off and put it off until finally my poor hubby started feeling shunned at my naked finger. I finally made an appointment with the dermatologist only to be told that I am allergic to NICKEL--yep! Nickel! Guess what, all gold and white gold bands have nickel in them--so much for ever being able to wear my wedding ring again.

So, my question is this..... Is this an omen??? --Just Kiddin'---I love my sweetie!

The horrible, terrible bad news is this....I have to get an "ooh, la, la" platinum wedding ring. Yes, I know! The prospect is horrible I must admit:) We finally found an victorian style band that was just lovely, I fell instantly in love with it! We bought it and I wore it for about 2 weeks! It was a glorious two weeks, it sparkled and sparkled..I was a princess. This princess took Zachary to the orthodontist only to be told that he would have to have braces, again, on the top and the bottom. This bill would only run at $4,500--and that's after my insurance pays for half of it. So, my ring went back to the store...good bye princess Julie, hello brace-face Zachary:) He's such a handsome brace-face too.

Anywhoooo....to make a long story short....don't judge someone's marital status by their finger, you never know, they could be allergic to nickel, have a son with really expensive teeth, and a desire to not rack up a $10,000 bill just to have a sparkle on their finger. I'm seriously contemplating a yellow Sharpie to the ring finger, what do you think, would it look real?

Maxell Peterson; May 28, 1999-Sept 26, 2008

2008-09-26T11:26:00.000-07:00

To my friend Maxie, good bye little buddy! We will always love and remember you! We will see you again someday! Thanks for making us laugh, thanks for making us smile! You were, and always will be more than a pet, you are family; and families are forever. I'm so sorry I didn't keep you safe, I'm sorry I couldn't stop that car! We will always love you little friend!

Winchester Sun Article

2008-09-16T18:44:00.001-07:00

Monday September 15, 2008

At the end of the rainbow
By Julie Peterson

It’s a well known tale, interlacing itself into American folklore from the Irish; the tale tells that if you have “luck of the Irish,” and find the end of the rainbow; you’ll find a pot of gold. Look no further. The end of the rainbow now comes right to you! Yes, that is correct, right to you, straight from the farm and into your local grocery store.

There’s a kaleidoscope of vitamin and nutrient packed goodness in the produce, frozen foods, baking and canned foods section of your local supermarket.

The CDC, Department of Health and Human Services, the National Cancer Institute and USA.gov are now sponsoring “Fruits & Veggies More Matters.” This program replaces the “5-to-9-a-Day” program, which has been the national guideline regarding the intake of fruits and veggies.

Evidently, there is more than just a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow, there also appears to be a potential benefit to reduce your risk of certain chronic diseases.

In addition to the health benefits, they’re the ultimate convenient food provided by Mother Nature herself. They’re quick, delicious and come in over "200+ taste sensations!"

When Little Jack Horner sat in his corner eating his minced meat pie, sticking in his thumb, and pulling out a plum, then saying, “What a good boy am I!” he already knew the health benefits that come from eating his fruits & veggies. It takes more than one plum however, and by accessing http://www.fruitsandveggiesmorematter.org. you can find out just how much you need individually. Once you access the site, you enter in your gender, age and activity level into a table and the Web site will immediately tell you how many servings of fruits and how many servings of veggies you need for your age and activity level.

It seems a daunting task to squeeze in all those fruits and veggies, but isn’t it worth it?
Rather than trying to add more food to your plate, try substituting fruits and veggies for what’s already on your plate. Half of what you eat during the day should come from fruits and veggies.
Adding fruits and veggies can actually simplify your food preparation time; replace instant mashed potatoes for a fresh baked potato in the microwave. Trade out pastas and heavily buttered breads for some lightly seasoned frozen veggies.
Frozen veggies now come in ready- to-steam packages. All you have to do is toss them in the microwave for the allotted time, and voila! You have a magnificent and colorful side dish. Cut down on your meat portions and keep them simple to save time. Fill up half your plate with a lovely salad, topped with a low-cal dressing and a few of your favorite dried fruits and nuts. Cut up a fresh apple or melon, perhaps some sliced strawberries mixed with pineapple and fresh blueberries for a mouth-watering fruit salad.

Fruits and veggies are naturally bursting with flavor, you don’t have to go through many steps to prepare a meal your family will love, and they’ll love you for making it.
This Web site also offers a database of all the fruits and veggies you can imagine, in that database you’ll find all the nutritional information you will ever need about any fruit or veggie of you choose.

Additionally, you will find fun family activities for grocery shopping. Activities such as allowing your children to go on a treasure hunt for colors; let them help create new combinations of fruits and veggies.

If you have preschoolers, try going on an ABC trip to the produce section: look for foods that start with letter “A,” avocados, apples etc… what sound does “A” make? Have a “B,” day, serve broccoli, bananas, butternut squash etc. You can enjoy your shopping trip with a bit of preparation on your part.

The Web site lists the “Top 10 Planning and Shopping Tips” to help you have more time and more money for nutritious meals:
1. Dried fruits. Dress up your cereal and salads and try them as a quick snack
2. Leftovers. Re-create a meal for a whole new meal by adding new fruits and veggies.
3. Convenience. Pick up canned and frozen fruits and vegetables.
4. Experiment. Try a new fruit or vegetable or try fixing it a different way.
5. Seasoning combinations. Buy plain, unseasoned vegetables and create your own flavoring.
6. 100 percent juice. Look for that “100 percent.”
7. Smoothies for breakfast. Frozen fruit is great in a smoothie on the run.
8. Easy to grab and go. Fill up your fruit bowl so your family can grab and go.
9. Meatless meals. Plan one meal a week with no meat, try using beans, this will save you in the time and money department.
10. Make more. Plan to have leftovers, then you have a ready-made meal for another evening.
Follow the rainbow! Make it your priority to brighten up your meals with some fresh, canned dried or frozen fruits and veggies!

There are limitless possibilities, join the millions who are enjoying the benefits of a healthier lifestyle through “Fruits and Veggies More Matters!”

Copyright:The Winchester Sun 2008 "

My Wonderful Family

2008-09-14T19:28:00.000-07:00

My oldest brother Bryce moved to the Philippines over 5 years ago, and it's been several years since I've seen him or his family. While overseas they fostered two little Filipino girls, and were lucky enough to adopt one of them, her name is Natalie, and she is almost 2. We've all wanted to meet her in person, and finally--we all got the chance to! Bryce and his family have come home, they bought a home in Illinois; not too far from here. My youngest brother, Chance, and his wife Alyse and son Dante planned a trip to come out an visit. So, my sister, Niesja, and her son Ethan, decided that they would fly out of LA and come visit too! Hooray! We were all going to be together again at last! All except for Justin, and voila! he decided to fly out too! Here are some pictures of our family trip to King's Island, and Zachary's ordination to become a teacher. We then went to Bryce's house and swam in his pool, and Bryce then blessed her while we were all able to be there! It was so much fun to see everyone together again! I've missed not having them around to tease and play cards with--I love to win! Anyway! I just wanted to express my love to my family, and share with all of you how happy I am to know that families really are forever!

My second exciting article in the world famous Winchester Sun!!!

2008-09-14T19:18:00.000-07:00

Monday August 25, 2008
Cholesterol Limbo: How low can you go?
By Julie Peterson Clark County Health Department

In 1962 Chubby Checker blared from the radio with “Limbo Rock.” Party-goers everywhere jammed to, “Limbo lower now! How low can you go?”

When dancing to the limbo, the dancer sways to the rhythm, leans backward and dances under a horizontal stick or pole without touching it. If the dancer touches the pole or falls backward, they’re “out!”

Just as the dancer must move under the pole in a smooth motion, so must cholesterol be able to move smoothly through the circulatory system of the body. If there is too much cholesterol trying to move through the blood, it will start to stick to arterial walls and cause build-up, making it more difficult for blood to maneuver through the body.

Just as the pole gets closer to the ground; making it more likely that the dancer will fall and be “out,” this build-up of cholesterol makes it more likely that you may end up “out” too, (out of commission that is).

Although cholesterol is not the only factor leading to heart disease and atherosclerosis (the hardening of artery walls), it is a major component, one that you can control.

Limbo comes from the word “limber.” Limber means to bend or flex readily; being pliable. Limber, or flexible, is a desirable characteristic for your arteries, or in other words, free from arterial build-up that comes from too much cholesterol.

What is cholesterol? Where does it come from? How can cholesterol be bad, and good? My doctor gave me all these numbers, what am I suppose to do with them?
Do you feel like there’s too much information, or as your kids might say, TMI? It can be overwhelming, but well worth your while to research and make sure you understand exactly what high cholesterol can mean to your health.

Knowing your numbers is the first step to controlling them. Once you get your cholesterol tested, use the following as a guideline for determining where your levels fall:

LDL cholesterol: less than 100, optimal; 100-129, near optimal; 130-159, borderline high; 160-189 high; greater than 190 high
Total cholesterol: less than 200, desirable; 200-239, borderline high; greater than 240, high
HDL cholesterol: less than 40, low; greater than 60, optimal
Triglycerides: less than 150, normal; 150-199, borderline high; 200-499, high; greater than 500, very high

Cholesterol is found naturally in your body and your blood. Your liver is the main producer of cholesterol, but you also get cholesterol through your diet, primarily through animal products. There is no cholesterol in natural plant foods.

When your doctor tells you your total cholesterol, your doctor is not referring to just your LDL (bad cholesterol) and your HDL (good cholesterol) added together. There is one more component that you must consider; your VLDL, very-low-density lipoprotein, which carries triglycerides throughout your blood. Just as high LDL levels are associated with coronary heart disease high VLDL levels are as well. VLDL levels are important, however, HDL and LDL levels have a greater impact on heart health. Keep in mind that you not only need to keep LDL low, but HDL needs to be high; this ratio is important.

September is “National Lower your Cholesterol Month.” Make it a goal this month to get your levels checked, and to discuss the results with your doctor.

Cholesterol has a partner in crime, saturated fats. You may find a product label that states it is cholesterol free. Make sure you take a second look. Look at the saturated fat, and total fat as well.

Cholesterol does not cause heart disease alone. Genetics, lifestyle and diet all play important roles in the “limber” state of your arteries. Common misconceptions about cholesterol are: Women don’t have to worry about high cholesterol; thin people don’t have high cholesterol; children can’t have high cholesterol; using margarine instead of butter will lower my cholesterol; my doctor never said I have high cholesterol, so I don’t have to worry about it.
The answer to all these statements is false. Anyone can have high cholesterol, regardless of gender, weight or age.

According to the American Heart Association, “high blood cholesterol signals a higher risk of heart attack and stroke. That’s why it’s important to have your cholesterol levels checked regularly.”

If you’ve found out you have high cholesterol, you’re in luck, that means you’ve got time to bring it down before you’re “out” of the dance. Exercise! Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, drink plenty of water, and reduce the amount of cholesterol and saturated fats you consume. Keep on dancing! Turn on a little Chubby Checker and stay in the game, it’s worth it!

Some great resources to find out more:
The Johns Hopkins Complete Guide for Avoiding Heart Disease: Beyond Cholesterol. By Peter Kwiterovich, M.D. (Available at the Clark County Library)
Visit http://americanheart.org to learn more about heart disease.Copyright:The Winchester Sun 2008 "

Prayer is like Brushing your Teeth

2008-09-14T19:17:00.001-07:00

I got the cutest handout at church today, it was attached to a toothbrush and given to all the primary kids.

"Saying your prayers is like brushing your teeth--
it's a habit you form, a commitment you keep.
You should brush your teeth both morning and night,
the same with your prayer is you're saying them right.
Don't let your spirit or teeth begin to decay--
PRAY (and brush) at least twice a day!

The Window PAIN!---Ouch! That's Gonna Hurt!

2008-07-18T09:48:00.000-07:00

It was such a beautiful night, the kids were in the backyard playing catch--I'm so glad I had the boys play baseball this summer--they can really pack a punch with the ball. Boy did that ball pack a punch, right through my kitchen window! Austin and I heard a SMASH! we ran in to the kitchen and the ball flew right threw 2 panes of the bay window.when I looked out and saw Taylon with those big brown eyes with just a tad of fear in them, I knew who had done it. He put his hand up to his face and said, "Mom, are you mad?" How do you respond to that? Of course I wasn't mad, I was speechless, there was glass everywhere, all the way into the next room. So, I told him to just put his toys down and go for a walk for a minute while we cleaned up all the glass--and for his protection, I didn't want to say anything inappropriate for little ears.We laugh now, the window is covered in plastic and purple tape--all I had was purple, I didn't want bugs coming in the house, so purple it is. We called the insurance company, and we have a $750 deductible, oh good! I'm so glad everything that happens always hits a dollar amount just under $750. Oh well, at least it was our window this time instead of the neighbors. I would much rather clean up glass than have to apologize to the neighbors about their broken window.So, that was our adventure for the week, and then Friday morning I was riding my bike to work and hit a slick patch, I wear clips on my shoes, so I couldn't get my feet out off the pedal in time, and I ended up on the pavement. It was my first official accident on my new road bike, I love it! But I don't love what it did to my leg and my left cheek--or my pride for that matter. Butt (ha! ha! ha!a) all is well, we are all doing just fine, and we will hopefully have a new window before the rain hits next week.

My first official publication

2008-06-30T11:01:00.001-07:00

Monday June 30, 2008

Go Nuts This Summer

By Julie H. Peterson, Clark County Health Department

Garfield, the famous fat cat created by Jim Davis, gives us some dietary counsel which we should kindly disregard: “Avoid fruits and nuts. After all, you are what you eat.”
Researchers have proven time and time again that the addition of nuts to a healthy diet is not associated with weight gain, but is actually more closely related to weight loss when used in moderation.
Nonetheless, our friendly feline is definitely correct that “you are what you eat.” Nuts are a highly nutritious and power-packed food that offers many health related benefits.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has announced the following qualified health claim for nuts as they relate to heart disease: “Scientific evidence suggests 1.5 ounces per day of most nuts as part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol may reduce the risk of heart disease.”
This health claim has currently been approved for almonds, hazelnuts, peanuts, pecans, pine nuts, pistachios and walnuts. Each of these nuts has 4 grams or less of saturated fat per every 50 grams consumed.
So what is a serving size of each of these nuts? What is 1.5 ounces? If you don’t have a kitchen scale, you’re in luck. Use the following guidelines from the International Tree Nut Council to round out one serving of heart-healthy nuts: almonds, 20 to 24 nuts; Brazil nuts, 6 to 8; pecans, 18 to 20 nuts; pine nuts, 150 to 157 nuts; pistachios, 45 to 47 nuts; walnuts, 6 to 11 halves; hazelnuts, 15 to 20 nuts; macadamias, 10 to 12 nuts; and cashews, 16 to 18 nuts.
What about the rumor that nuts are high in fat? Well, yes, it’s not just a rumor. Nuts are fairly high in fat, but most of that is unsaturated fat, such as polyunsaturated (PUFA) and monounsaturated (MUFA). PUFAs and MUFAs can remarkably decrease your LDL or “bad” cholesterol levels.
When trying to integrate nuts into your diet, try using them as a substitute for a less healthy option, rather than just an addition to your current diet. For example, try eating a handful of nuts instead of snacking on potato chips.
Another option would be when you are baking cookies, rather than adding chocolate chips, sprinkle in some fresh roasted nuts of your choice. Nuts have the ability to keep you full for a longer period of time; this can help you keep those food cravings at bay when used in moderation. Nuts are an excellent choice when planning a weight loss diet.
Nuts have other health benefits besides helping to reduce your risk of heart disease. Nuts contain antioxidants and phytochemicals which may help to prevent other chronic diseases such as the development of cancer, diabetes, cataracts and lung and cardiovascular disease. Nuts are also a healthy option in obtaining sufficient protein in your diet.
Consider adding a flavorful boost to your diet this summer, and add additional health benefits through your favorite nut selections. Nuts go great with just about any recipe. Here are some suggestions from the International Tree Nut Council:
— Go meatless: Nuts are a great source of protein. Toss them into stir-frys, salads and pasta.
— Top with nuts: Sprinkle chopped nuts on a bowl of soup, veggie dish or your favorite casserole.
— Start your day with nuts: Experiment with different tree nuts in your favorite muffin or pancake recipes. Sprinkle nuts on yogurt or hot or cold cereal.
— Nuts are great with cheese: Add tree nuts to cheese and fruit platters and serve as an appetizer or a special dessert.
Remember: Nuts can be stored up to six months in the refrigerator and up to a year when kept in the freezer, according to the International Tree Nut Council. Liven up your diet; find a new favorite “nutty” recipe and enjoy yourself this summer!
Check out these great Web sites for more information and some “nut”rageous recipes!
The Nut Factory
International Nut and Dried Fruit Council

Julie Peterson is a University of Kentucky dietetics intern for the Clark County Health Department.

Move it!

2008-06-26T05:54:00.000-07:00

In order to get my kids to step up their activity level, I got them each a pedometer. They've been dying to go to King's Island, so, I informed them that if they could walk there, I'd take them. So, now even when they are watching TV, or need something to do, they run in place, they run up and down the stairs over and over, they even argue about who gets to take the dog for a walk. Ali runs in place while she watches TV, it's been great! The best part of it is that when bedtime approaches, they are exhausted! I love it! It's the best purchase I've made all year.

The pedometers were more than affordable---only $2.99 each--- they are multicolored so they all have their own color, Ali's is pink, Zach's is white and Tay has a black one. Go to Amazon.com and type in pedometer, it's the 3rd one down I believe, "Multifunction Pedometer with Steps, Distance & Calories." I decided that I'm going to continue on with this too! I'm going to have a prize, or a benefit of some sort for each week, or maybe each month--like a date with daddy, or maybe a hike with mom---something that still has to do with activity--perhaps bowling or swimming---anyway, I wanted to share with you my success in getting my kids moving! They fight less, they play more! What more could you ask for??? (Besides a million bucks so you can fill your gas tank).

Kentucky Fried What???

2008-06-20T21:24:00.000-07:00

This one is for you Renee, this is so gross! Someone here is Kentucky apparantly got tired of fried squirrel and decided to serve up cicadas instead. My stomach is just heaving at the thought of it. We ahve been plagued with cicadas this year, their screeching is deafening all day long. The trees are covered in them, they have actually broken branches from their weight. Ah! I am just not a bug lady!

Tuesday June 17, 2008
Deeeeelicious: Sun staff took a different approach to its research on the 17-year cicada Hint: It involves Crisco
By Acquanetta G. Donnell Jr.
People in Winchester have gotten used to the noisy 17-year cicadas being everywhere, but it may take longer to get used to the taste.
For the Sun’s Monday Webcast, reporters Mike Wynn and Katheran Wasson invited some people downtown for lunch. While other staff members shot video, Wynn rolled a few bugs in a light brown, seasoned batter, fried them in oil at 325 degrees, waited for them to cool off, then served them to visitors.
Attorney William Elkins, one of the participants in the cicada tasting, said, “It was just an irresistible temptation when (Wynn) invited me to join him in the sampling of this local delicacy.”
With several Sun staffers and passersby making up what Wasson referred to as the newspaper’s “first-ever audience” for its Webcast, Wynn, Elkins, Sun Community Editor Rachel Parsons, Clark County Emergency Management Director Gary Epperson and County Judge-Executive Henry Branham all sampled the deep-fried insects.
Not everyone could believe his or her eyes as the tasters popped the bugs into their mouths and chewed.
“Oh, my word!” said one woman, as others laughed.
“I think it sort of has a hushpuppy consistency,” Elkins said.
“It’s the best thing I’ve eaten all day,” Epperson joked.
When Wynn asked Epperson what it reminded him of, he said: “An insect.”
Later Wynn and Wasson took some carryout to Sheriff Berl Perdue at his office and let him try one.
“It’s not bad,” he said.
Asked what it tasted like, Perdue replied: “I would say chicken, but it doesn’t taste like chicken.” It was more like deep-fried bread, he added.
Parsons, who made a face when she bit into one, said they were crunchy, but “did not have much of a taste.”
“I don’t think I need to eat them again,” she said.
Elkins later said he would eat them again “if it’s for a good cause.”
Some people call cicadas “locusts,” but they are not closely related to real locusts, which look like grasshoppers. They neither bite nor sting, and only come around every 17 years for about a month.
According to National Geographic News, cicadas are said to be good for eating because they are low in fat and high in protein. They are considered a delicacy by many people around the world.
Contact Acquanetta Donnell at adonnell@winchestersun.com.Copyright:The Winchester Sun 2008 "

Flying Trampolines and Fist Fights

2008-06-06T16:55:00.000-07:00

You know how when you're a kid, you hear everyone tell you that you should always know what you're going to do in a situation, so when something happens, you'll be prepared with an out, or the right action to take. Well, I have news for you, I never expected this to happen.

It was early in the morning, and it had been raining all night, we were under a severe weather warning, and I was lying in bed listening to the rain. Every now and again there would be a clap of thunder, and every once in a while the rain would really pound the roof top. Just like clock work, BOOM! thunder? Nope! Think again! Austin ran upstairs and said he just watched our trampoline lift up off the ground, fly 50 feet in the air and fly right over the top of our neighbors house. The boom, was not thunder, it was our trampoline responding to gravity. Immediately I jumped out of bed--wearing my favorite polka-dot pajamas--of course. We put all the kids, the dog, and the cat downstairs, just in case, and we hopped in the car to search for the blasted thing. Boy were we in for a surprise when we found a young girl standing beside, not a car, but a smashed SUV. Oh joy! Next to the SUV, was none other than our infamous flying trampoline. The girl did not look happy, and she came up to our window, dripping rain down her face, and said that someone's *&^$(@ trampoline smashed her car. Oh dear, how awkward! I gently told her that it was our trampoline, and she immediately said that we ruined her car! Ah! I said, "No, this was an accident, the wind did this." She was not at all appeased, in fact I think it ticked her off even more. She wrote down our information, and we told her we'd be right back to get things squared away. There was another storm system on its way, so we wanted to get things done asap. It was still pouring rain, but we went back and loaded bits and pieces of busted trampoline into the back of the Tahoe. Austin filed a claim with out insurance, and we went to the dump to get the trampoline taken care of. While we were away, the young girl's mother returned from what I'm assuming is a job as Satan's little helper. She was at our door, horns and pitchfork at the ready. She was irate that we weren't still at her house sweeping up glass. We had just walked in the stupid door! Pardon my french, but if anyone is the big "B" word, she's it. So, she wants us to go rent her daughter a car, immediately. We kindly told her that we had already contacted our insurance, and they were working on it, she still wanted it taken care of, NOW! Well, after a bit of an argument, I invited her to GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! There was no working with this woman. So, we were told that it was all our fault, we never should have had a trampoline in the first place, and that she was going to sue us. Oh dear! This is where I lost it, I started bawling, I called my daddy, cause that's what daddies are for, and blurted out the whole sob story. I love my dad! He called her up, from 2000 mile away, and blasted her. Hee! Hee! Hee! I can laugh now. Anyway, to bring this long drawn out drama to an end, our insurance concluded that no one was at fault, it was a complete act of nature, and they would take care of it 100%--no deductible. Whew! We are never buying another trampoline--Never! You were right Mr. Scott Fitzgerald, trampolines are nothing but trouble waiting to happen.

Well, a few days later, I was going to pick up Taylon from baseball practice, when I noticed 2 big and burly guys jump out of a minivan and whack this guy in the back, and then punch him in the face. The poor guy went down for the count! Then, they continued to punch and kick him, he tried to get up, and they slammed him back on the ground and kicked him until he could barely move. He was bleeding all over, and I was honking my horn, hoping they'd realize someone saw them and they'd leave, no way! They just kept at it, so I called 911. After what seemed like forever, they left the poor guy lying on the sidewalk and drove away. I jumped out of the car and ran over to help him. His hand was hamburger, and his head was cut open and I know his nose was broken. This poor guy couldn't even stand up. I got some towels from a house nearby and some ice and held them over his head wound and his nose while he held a towel over his hand until the ambulance arrived. I never expected to see a guy get pummeled when I left the house, and I can't believe that people would act like that! So, as far as making up your mind as to what you're going to do beforehand, I've decided that I am just going to try to be the best person I can be, and try to not cry about everything. Hopefully I can keep a level head the next time something wild and wacky happens.

"Wax on, Wax off" (If you're lucky anyway)

2008-05-17T13:26:00.000-07:00

On a stormy Friday evening, I was relaxing watching the tube, when suddenly there was a quick rap at the door, and Taylon burst in out of breath. He had run up the stairs to bring a tale of woe and misery, a tale, that would ultimately lead to utter destruction! Panting, and hardly able to control his desire to get his brother and sister in trouble, he spilled a tale of pillows being thrown in the living room, and one landing SMACK! right in the middle of my Scentsy. (It's basically a large candle warmer). As I ran down the stairs to take inventory of the damage, I was beside myself, and as governor and president of this house, I thereby declared it in a state of emergency! There was wax on the walls, wax on the splash board in the kitchen, wax on the floor, wax in the sink, wax on the soap, wax on the dishes, you name it, and it was splattered with red smelly wax! Ali was frantically scrubbing the wall, scrubbing so hard infact, that she scrubbed the paint right off the wall, as well as the wall beneath, creating a lovely, if not a bit modern and contemporary hole--or new addtion to my living room--it really is quite lovely, I wish you could all see it. It is now well after the actual occurrence, and still, I am scrubbing wax out of grout, and finding wax bits everywhere! Curse you wax maufacturers, for not making a kid friendly wash away wax. I'm going to patent the Karate Kid candle, it will say, "No worries mom! wax spill? Wax on, wax off! It's as simple as that!"

The Shakers, and we're NOT talkin' salt 'n pepper darlin'

2008-05-16T20:34:00.000-07:00

The Shakers began when a group of religious zealots decided that they wanted equality, and pure devotion to God. They felt that a life of celibacy was the only way this could be accomplished, yep! that's right, no sex. Zero! Zip! Nada wink! They even had seperate doors that the men and women had to go in and out of, they lived in different sections of the villages, they couldn't talk to one another unless it related to work, they even had seperate staircases so they wouldn't see one another. It is the most beautiful place on earth, you couldn't ask for more lovely scenery, but, like I said, no foolin' around dude! Not even a smooch! Well, surprise surprise, there is only one village of Shakers left, and this village is now a tourist attraction. We took my mom and Grandpa Peterson on a tour, and had a wonderful homecooked meal just like the Shakers would serve, eaten and served in their hotel in Pleasant Valley. There are the spiffiest little shops with demonstrations going on, and it really is fascinating! If you ever get the chance, and can keep your hands off each other for the day(ha! ha! ha!) grab your sweetie and head to Shaker Village just outside Lexington, KY. We loved it! I know you would too!

"Condulations Mom" An Aligator congrats!

2008-05-16T20:20:00.000-07:00

Oh happy day! graduation has come and gone, and it was a lovely event! Thank heaven we made it! Grandma Hayes and Grandpa Peterson were here to see it all! Ali wrote me a lovely letter with a certificate, that read, "Certificate of Condulations, You made it mom, we thought you never would!" Hmmm? Not sure what to think about that one.

Put Your Problems in a Box, and Smash Them With a Hammer!!! Or, to Save on Postage....

2008-04-18T17:50:00.000-07:00

High School kids are, well, they're high schoolers! I had to go to the high school to teach 2, ninety-minute classes in a row to groups of about 85 kids. They were so terrible, everything I said, they came back with a retort, I tried to talk to them about milk, and they yelled out that milk causes breast cancer. The biggest problem was, the teachers were not helping at all with crowd control. I was the sacrificial intern and they were the evil priests! The first thought that came to mind, was that of my favorite villain, Yzma, "I'll turn them all into fleas, I'll put them in a box, and then I'll put that box into another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself, and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!" Then I thought that might not be such a good idea, so, "to save on postage, I decided to take charge!" you would all be so proud of me, I have never been so up front with anyone, usually I let people walk all over me. Not today my friends! I told them to ZIP IT! This is so unlike me I know! I gave them the riot act, and told them they were being extremely disrespectful, I told them not to make a comment unless it related directly to what we were talking about--and even then they had to raise their hand FIRST! They were stunned, I must admit I was too. After that, no postage or hammers were required, we actually had a great time and they all thanked me for a great presentation. I had really worked hard on that presentation. I made a really fun game--which they loved, and really interesting learning activities, it's not like I was going to make them just sit and listen. So, the moral of today's story, is: Save yourself some postage, stick up for yourself! You're worth it!

Check out my Slide Show!

2008-04-12T21:11:00.001-07:00

When you least it expect it.....

2008-04-04T22:43:00.000-07:00

I must make a confession, I love to make up silly songs, and I love to sing and dance around when I think no one is around. My kids think I'm crazy, and I suppose I am. Well, the other day I was in one of my fabuloso moods and had made up some ridiculous song about my nose and my toes--they rhyme okay, and that was the point at the time. So, here I am gettin "jiggy with it" in my garage and singing my little heart out when I turn around to see my Kentucky sister--Kristen. I was so embarrassed, why is it that whenever your house is the site of a nuclear explosion, your underwear is on fire, your naked, or you are just making a donkey out of yourself; someone catches you at it? Oh swell, we'll consider this lovely picture of Kristen with what appears to be frosting on her noggin even stevens for now--until next time someone catches me being more than just a little bit odd! By the way, just for your information, Kristen is my lifesaver, she keeps me sane when I feel anything but. We all need a pal that will let us rant and rave and still think we're great the next day. I have so many wonderful friends and my family is fanshmastic! Yes, I spelled it wrong on purpose. No complaints from me, in fact, if any of you want to come visit, you are welcome to drop in unannounced at any time! Just be forewarned of what you may find me doing, hee! hee! hee!

What Makes You Happy???

2008-04-04T22:22:00.001-07:00

Does finding a wonderful new recipe fill you with glee? Does the scent of a freshly sliced onion bring tears of joy to your eyes? I have found such a passion for food, not only for eating it--which I have always loved--but in the process of creating the perfect meal. Now, one thing we have to clear up right away is that I am a "Martha Stewart" in training (just for you Renee!) I've also come to the conclusion that the harder you work on a meal, the greater chance you have of hearing, "oooooh! gross! I am not eating that!" I now know that if I hear those words, I have created a work of art! I would love to hear your stories of kitchen catastrophes, cataclysmic oven explosions, and just plain crazy food conglomerations you've created. For example, let me share a delightful meal I created with that received not only one "ooooooh! Gross!" but THREE, yep! it was gourmet through and through! I made a lovely balsamic skirt steak served with seasoned greens, polenta with a pinch of Parmesan and butter and a lovely side of fresh cut fruit. I garnished each plate and sat down to dine with my most appreciative family--only to discover that they were all plotting against me and planned to go get $5 pizza instead. Darn Little Caesars! But, rather than getting upset, or feeling crushed that my effort was not appreciated, I was in food heaven, I had created something so wonderful, that my children found it revolting, I was a success! (It was a recipe from Martha of course, and it was delicious!) So, if you are in the mood to have your family voluntarily go without dinner, give me a ring and I'll fix you up with the best darn balsamic skirt steak that will ever pass your lips! Love ya all! Stay safe, stay happy, and most importantly, stay in touch by golly!!!

Play that Funky Music White Boy

2008-03-30T16:41:00.000-07:00

I know that I wrote earlier about how much I disliked it when my kids were tooting, hoever, I love it when Zach toots, his trumpet anyway! He is so not imporessed that I am putting in a blurb about how wonderful he is, but I simply must shout from the roof tops what a fantastic kid he is! We have a great time together, and he's a good sport about my teasing. My dad hit his head a while back and was having a hard time remembering anything, so I called to talk to him, and all he wanted to talk about was Zach--tis a sad day when your dad likes your kids more than he likes you (ha, ha, ha!) Nah, I'm glad Zach and my dad are good buddies, it's cute, kind of like Fred Flinstone and his side kick trumpet boy.

PMS--Does that stand for Pestering Mean Spouse?

2008-03-22T10:17:00.000-07:00

Hey all you ladies out there, do you suffer from PMS? I surely do, those darn hormones wreak havoc on my system every three weeks or so. Do you want a fix all remedy, sure to fix what ails you? Today, and only for today, you can get 2 bottles of Perfect Husband-aid. Pop one of these in his morning beverage of choice and voila! He'll become the mind reader you've always wanted him to be. Not only will he know what you meant, not just what you said, but he'll clean the house, make dinner, pick up the kids from their activities, and he'll ask you to go shopping and relax with a girl's night out. If you act in the next 10 minutes, and the next ten minutes only, you'll get 2 bottles of our specially formulated Perfect Child Liquid Droplets--it's tasteless, odorless, and take less time to start working than the leading parenting self-help book. How does it work you say? Put a small drop in any beverage, wait 10 minutes, and before you know it your little angels will be nearly ready for translation. They are guaranteed to eat their dinner without complaining, and they will even thank you for puttin onion in the spaghetti and will ask for second helpings of their greens. Their beds will be made as they joyfully hop out of bed in the morning, only pleasantries will be exchanged with their siblings. Haven't you always dreamed of the perfect family? Stop dreaming ladies! The answer is here!

I was thinking the other day how much easier my life would be if I could just get everyone to do things the way that I think they should be done, It took me a few minutes of daydreaming before I snapped out of it and realized how selfish I was being. Would I want anyone else to make me do things I didn't want to, or be someone I wasn't comfortable being? Wouldn't it be a bit creepy if our kids walked around happy to do their chores and giddy about sharing their toys with their brothers and sisters? I love my kids and my sweetie just the way they are. I love that they irritate me sometimes, I love that they leave little messes around so I don't forget that they're around. I enjoy slaving away in the kitchen to make such a wonderful aroma that they know for certain their must be something disgusting in it, and therefore refuse to eat it--more for me! I love that I'm not always in the mood--it makes the special times all the more special. Thank goodness for our imperfections and for those who love us despite our quirks.

When Good Friends Go Bad

2008-03-15T19:14:00.000-07:00

Yes ladies, the good friend gone bad is none other than myself! Me! Julie! This is my dear sweet little friend Renee. Renee was my only friend when we first moved here to Kentucky. She knew what it was like to move into a new town and not have anyone to talk to. We found over the years that no matter what happened in this crazy little corner of the world, at least we had a friend to help out when we needed it. Renee moved about 10 months ago to bigger and better things--and do you know what I did? Nothing. Yep, that's right, nothing. I feel like a heel, I need a good hard kick in the patooty! So, I've been feeling guilty about being a bad friend, when guess who drives all the way up here to see all her old friends--Renee, and guess who she came to visit, me, the scum on the bottom of the bathtub mat. I felt so bad that I had not done more to help her make her move better and easier. I could use the excuse that I was going insane and was just so busy, but that would be lame. So, I take my stripes, I deserve them. I come forward of my own free will and ask for forgiveness from the little Korean Martha Stewart. I apologize for being a big fat loser and not keeping in touch like I should have, I apologize for being a big lame brain!

It was wonderful to see you! It was like you had never left and we just picked up right where we were when you left.

If anyone wants to know how to remodel your home, Renee is your gal! She is an amazing seamstress and can cook just about anything. She loves Martha Stewart, even through her time as a felon. She is a wonderful mother, and she has the cutest little kids you have ever seen. So, Renee, if you will forgive me, I promise that I will never tell anyone that you went to Wal mart after you left my house tonight. Deal?

Without you....

2008-03-10T19:47:00.000-07:00

It's not often in life when you get a friend who wiggles their way into your heart and leaves an imprint that changes you for the better. I am so blessed to have more than my fair share of these wonderful people in my life, but today, I want to tell you a little bit about five of my favorite people! (1) This crazy lady hugging a giant bear is Jen, Jen is my smile when I need one. She always has a "hallooooooo!" for everyone and honk or two to boot. We raised our kids together as neighbors for 6 years, the best 6 years I've had! When Jen is your buddy, you know a knock on the door means you're getting goodies--homemade! She's the scrapbooking queen! Sometimes she gets down on herself for not improving herself (her words, not mine). You see, Jen is a wife, a mother, a gatekeeper, a friend, a wonderful aunt sister etc.... Jen spends her time improving everyone else! She always leaves you better than she found ya. So, thanks Jen, for always being you! I hope you know how much I love ya!

(2)This next photo is the female version of Hans Christian Anderson. My kids will sit and listen to her tell a story they've already heard 1100 times and not make a peep! She's my conscience, she never says a bad word about anyone! EVER! Not even when they deserve it. Yes, contrary to belief, Julie has been known to gossip a time or two, and my pal Dori, yep, just like Nemo, always finds a way to bring to light the good in everyone, even the most rotten of us. Dori is one of the best mothers I have ever had the privilege to know, if you need parenting advice, cal 1-800-DORI. Dori and I were instant friends, I knew at once that we were kindred spirits, and that we would always have each other! Thanks Dori for being my pal! I love ya!

(3) Do you by Chance, know my brother Chance? If you don't you're missing out on the chance of a lifetime. Ha, Ha, Ha! Okay, I'm done. But seriously, he's the greatest! He calls me on his way home from work, just because he's bored, now ladies, how many guys do you know that call their big sisters when they're bored? Aren't I lucky? Now, Chance has the most lovely wife, pictured in the photo below, and her name is Alyse, now, get this--I was driving down in Eastern Kentucky the other day, and I saw a sign at a dinky little hillbilly car dealership that said "Come on in today and take a Chance on a lease." I about lost it right then and there, I just about had to pull over from the tears gushing out of my eyes. Tears of laughter of course. This guy is just amazing! I am so lucky to have a little brother--I say little because I'm taller than him--poor puny guy--that is so wonderful! I love ya poochie! (That's his nickname)

(4) This lovely lady in blue is none other than my mom. Isn't she lovely? She works harder than any one I know at being a friend, at helping others. She would do anything for anyone, and she always taught us that people are more important than things. She's a school teacher, she's been teacher of the year, she even won the Wal-mart mother of the year award--she didn't get anything--but hey, we're talking about Wal-mart here okay. My brothers and my sister will testify that she's the queen of greatness! She's married to the funniest guy around, and takes his endless tormenting and teasing with a smile. Love ya mom! Thanks for always loving me, and for believing in me!

(5) My Prince Charming! Ah! The Dread Pirate Peterson, the rogue who stole my heart! Let me tell you a little bit about Austin. He doesn't say much, so when he does, he means it, and people listen. He's a big guy, so some people find him intimidating, when in actuality he's the most fun-loving, sweet and silly guy in town. He loves me no matter what I do, and I've been known to be rather rotten at times! I can't begin to tell ya how wonderful he is, words don't do him justice, words don't do any of these fine folk justice. So, I'll end this blog with....If you're happy and you know it, then you're face will surely show it, if you're happy and you know it...go and blog!

"Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?"

2008-03-07T17:51:00.000-08:00

Ah! Another day of all the little piggies at home due to the huffing and puffing of the big bad sky. As soon as the piggies reached their haven, the skies cleared and Mr. Sun sang us a springtime jig. I deeply appreciate the fact that the school district has the safety and well being of the little piggies in mind when they send them home early, but cri-min-it-ley trigger! This is ridiculous, school is going to last all summer at this rate, with all the make up days. There is nothing like bad weather to bring a family together, really together! Our last experience with the tornado sirens forced us all into our shelter--our downstairs bathroom. Yup! That's right, 3 children, a mother, a really hyper dog, and a very temper-mental cat squished into a teeny tiny bathroom. Invariably, as soon as we squish in there, one of the children will get the great idea to start up a "Who has the stinkiest toots contest?" I'll tell you right now, it is NOT fun being the judge of this contest, nor would I like to be invited to be a contestant. God bless the architect of our lovely home who left us this alternative for severe weather survival!

Disney Webtoons - The Three Little Pigs in "Who's Afraid of Little Sweet

2008-03-07T17:50:00.000-08:00

Disney Webtoons - The Three Little Pigs in "Who's Afraid of Little Sweet

Maxwell Piece Theater Presents....

2008-03-02T17:33:00.000-08:00

Do you ever have one of those days when your cat seems to have more intelligence than you do??? I want to take this opportunity to thank my father, really thank him, from the bottom of my heart, for sending us the cutest little doggie you have ever seen. This little doggies name is Winkie, Winkie Marie to be precise. Why mention Winkie? Because this insane puppy is the reason I have lost all reason and sanity!!! She is crazy, she refuses to potty train! We take her outside and she takes care of business, only to run right back inside and continue with her business on the living room floor. My home is her chew toy, and poor Maxwell has no peace. She is a the tiny tyrant of the Peterson household. Why keep her? Well, have your children ever done something so naughty you wanted to scream, that is until they look at you with those sweet little eyes and that cute little smile--honestly--how on earth can you punish them when they look at you like that? Winkie is going to be the beginning of my demise! She is my tornadic shadow, and for any of you that know me very well, messes drive me crazy, therefore, Winkie is driving me crazy! Well, now that I have that tirade out of the way, let me continue with Maxwell's tale of woe...

In the beginning Maxwell was king of the homestead. Maxwell got his choice of laps to sit on, beds to snooze on, and could eat at anytime of the day. Scratch all that! Now, poor Maxwell is a peasant with no rights whatsoever, he's a pauper with no hope for change. Winkie chases him from room to room and bites his tail, if he so much as sets his foot on the floor Wink is on top of him and they roll off in a ball of fury. If Max tried to sit with anyone (anyone except Taylon--Winkie doesn't like Taylon) Wink goes after him. Even meal times has become a nightmare for the poor little guy, Winkie has a bottomless pit for a stomach and gobbles up anything you try to give to Maxwell. Granted, Max has to first sniff his dinner, then take a few licks here and there, then finally he will take tiny little bites. Wink, on the other hand will devour your entire hand before you even set her food in the bowl--she's a monster I tell you! but dang-it! She's so darn cute!

So, today, if you're having a pity party, and you need some comfort, think of poor Maxwell and his tale of woe. Poor kitty!

The Gator and the Pink Crocs

2008-02-29T19:43:00.001-08:00

The morning was dark and stormy; a chill was in the air--a chill that apparantly froze the fashion sense right out of Miss Ali-gators little brain. Anyhow, back to the story, The Gator was to attend a ball, a technology ball, all the smartest and brightest would be there. The attendees would travel from near and far, and only in the most most fashionable attire. The Gator looked lovely, she had spent that cold morning primping and preparing to impress the prince of the ball. All was well, until, a cold chill blew over the castle, and the Hermanator pulled his coach into the drive to carry the Gator and her brother to the ball. The Gator was suddenly flustered and she scrambled to and fro to gather her belongings together. The Hermanator was an intimidating man, and his henchgirl Rachel would punish her severely if their journey was delayed. Without thinking, the Gator grabbed her PINK CROCS, that completely clashed with her RED OUTFIT, and ran out the door and hopped into the carriage. The Gator's mother, Queen Julie Bug was traveling on her big white steed when a messenger galloped along beside her to tell her that trouble was brewing at the ball. Princess Gator was to be punished for wearing PINK CROCS to the ball, and although the Queen was miles away, she was being requested to return to the castle at once, gather the Gator's glass slippers, and travel many miles--in the opposite direction--to deliver the slippers in the next 20 minutes! Ridiculous you say? The Queen cursed a non-offensive nursery rhyme under her breath and vowed that she would feed the Princess turnips and cod liver oil for dinner for her outlandish behavior.

Chapter II-The adventure has a most happy ending! The Princess has made a wonderful impression at the ball, and has been invited to accompany the winners to Louisville at the next level ball. The Queen was so proud, that she decided that although the Gator showed great STUPIDITY in her choices, she would add a few strawberries to her plate for dinner.

LEAPIN LIZARDS! Niesja's turning 7! Watch out world! She's not a Toys 'R Us Kid Anymore!

2008-02-27T20:17:00.001-08:00

Happy Birthday Leap Year Baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMiBSt_ODN0&feature=related

Niesja and I are bosom buddies! Although, this wasn't always so. However, due to the strict and unbendable rules of this blog, I will stick to only happy memories....hmmm? Just kiddin sis! This is my sis, Niesja Sharp, formerly Niesja Hayes. She lives in California now, and I'm here in Kentucky,(Dorktucky as she calls it). But we manage to keep in touch! She is the best little sister anyone could ask for!

Niesja is my best friend! I love her to the depths of my silly little soul! If I could give Niesja just one wish--it would be, a happy, happy birthday to her from me! (Hey! I've been in primary too long okay!)

Where in the World is that elusive Carmen San Diego?

2008-02-27T19:38:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdzyuJJZMCI&feature=related

Do you think that she would ever venture into a place where she could actually be found? And do you think there could possibly be a more addictive theme song? Well, okay, Lambchop takes the cake for songs that NEVER END.....this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, somebody started singing it not knowing what it was (hmmmm?) and they'll continue singing it forever (along with the rest of us) just because..... I use to love Carmen San Diego, she was one sleek chick. She was like the cartoon, female version of 007, we could call her double oooh-doo-wahp.

2008-02-27T19:00:00.000-08:00

Welcome to a small corner of my silly little mind, where popcorn really does pop on the apricot tree, and birds really do sing good morning! This is a happy blog! However, you must follow the following guidelines:

1-All comments must be silly, or absolutely nonsensical! Come on now, no boring grown ups allowed! They must containloads of useless trivia, revolve around your favorite childhood cartoon, or just a what you admire most about Captain Kangaroo or elaborate on why Asparagus is the coolest Veggie Tales character.

Now that we have that out of the way, who is your cartoon hero, and why? Cartoons are magical, they bring to life characters and places that we can only imagine. They're tales of

talking animals and flying furniture, and frogs who just need a little smooching to become

the prince they really are. So, have some fun! Come share your favorites with the rest of us who are really just kids at heart. Have a favorite superhero? Ever spin around in your backyard so long, in hopes of transforming into wonderwoman that you drilled a hole trhough the center of the earth? I would love to know about the silly side of you. I only have one side, and it's the silly one. So, flashback! Just cause you're old doesn't mean you have to be boring!