The Gator and the Pink Crocs

The morning was dark and stormy; a chill was in the air--a chill that apparantly froze the fashion sense right out of Miss Ali-gators little brain. Anyhow, back to the story, The Gator was to attend a ball, a technology ball, all the smartest and brightest would be there. The attendees would travel from near and far, and only in the most most fashionable attire. The Gator looked lovely, she had spent that cold morning primping and preparing to impress the prince of the ball. All was well, until, a cold chill blew over the castle, and the Hermanator pulled his coach into the drive to carry the Gator and her brother to the ball. The Gator was suddenly flustered and she scrambled to and fro to gather her belongings together. The Hermanator was an intimidating man, and his henchgirl Rachel would punish her severely if their journey was delayed. Without thinking, the Gator grabbed her PINK CROCS, that completely clashed with her RED OUTFIT, and ran out the door and hopped into the carriage. The Gator's mother, Queen Julie Bug was traveling on her big white steed when a messenger galloped along beside her to tell her that trouble was brewing at the ball. Princess Gator was to be punished for wearing PINK CROCS to the ball, and although the Queen was miles away, she was being requested to return to the castle at once, gather the Gator's glass slippers, and travel many miles--in the opposite direction--to deliver the slippers in the next 20 minutes! Ridiculous you say? The Queen cursed a non-offensive nursery rhyme under her breath and vowed that she would feed the Princess turnips and cod liver oil for dinner for her outlandish behavior.

Chapter II-The adventure has a most happy ending! The Princess has made a wonderful impression at the ball, and has been invited to accompany the winners to Louisville at the next level ball. The Queen was so proud, that she decided that although the Gator showed great STUPIDITY in her choices, she would add a few strawberries to her plate for dinner.

LEAPIN LIZARDS! Niesja's turning 7! Watch out world! She's not a Toys 'R Us Kid Anymore!

Happy Birthday Leap Year Baby!
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Niesja and I are bosom buddies! Although, this wasn't always so. However, due to the strict and unbendable rules of this blog, I will stick to only happy memories....hmmm? Just kiddin sis! This is my sis, Niesja Sharp, formerly Niesja Hayes. She lives in California now, and I'm here in Kentucky,(Dorktucky as she calls it). But we manage to keep in touch! She is the best little sister anyone could ask for!



Niesja is my best friend! I love her to the depths of my silly little soul! If I could give Niesja just one wish--it would be, a happy, happy birthday to her from me! (Hey! I've been in primary too long okay!)

Where in the World is that elusive Carmen San Diego?

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Do you think that she would ever venture into a place where she could actually be found? And do you think there could possibly be a more addictive theme song? Well, okay, Lambchop takes the cake for songs that NEVER END.....this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, somebody started singing it not knowing what it was (hmmmm?) and they'll continue singing it forever (along with the rest of us) just because..... I use to love Carmen San Diego, she was one sleek chick. She was like the cartoon, female version of 007, we could call her double oooh-doo-wahp.

Welcome to a small corner of my silly little mind, where popcorn really does pop on the apricot tree, and birds really do sing good morning! This is a happy blog! However, you must follow the following guidelines:

1-All comments must be silly, or absolutely nonsensical! Come on now, no boring grown ups allowed! They must containloads of useless trivia, revolve around your favorite childhood cartoon, or just a what you admire most about Captain Kangaroo or elaborate on why Asparagus is the coolest Veggie Tales character.

Now that we have that out of the way, who is your cartoon hero, and why? Cartoons are magical, they bring to life characters and places that we can only imagine. They're tales of

talking animals and flying furniture, and frogs who just need a little smooching to become

the prince they really are. So, have some fun! Come share your favorites with the rest of us who are really just kids at heart. Have a favorite superhero? Ever spin around in your backyard so long, in hopes of transforming into wonderwoman that you drilled a hole trhough the center of the earth? I would love to know about the silly side of you. I only have one side, and it's the silly one. So, flashback! Just cause you're old doesn't mean you have to be boring!