The Gator and the Pink Crocs

The morning was dark and stormy; a chill was in the air--a chill that apparantly froze the fashion sense right out of Miss Ali-gators little brain. Anyhow, back to the story, The Gator was to attend a ball, a technology ball, all the smartest and brightest would be there. The attendees would travel from near and far, and only in the most most fashionable attire. The Gator looked lovely, she had spent that cold morning primping and preparing to impress the prince of the ball. All was well, until, a cold chill blew over the castle, and the Hermanator pulled his coach into the drive to carry the Gator and her brother to the ball. The Gator was suddenly flustered and she scrambled to and fro to gather her belongings together. The Hermanator was an intimidating man, and his henchgirl Rachel would punish her severely if their journey was delayed. Without thinking, the Gator grabbed her PINK CROCS, that completely clashed with her RED OUTFIT, and ran out the door and hopped into the carriage. The Gator's mother, Queen Julie Bug was traveling on her big white steed when a messenger galloped along beside her to tell her that trouble was brewing at the ball. Princess Gator was to be punished for wearing PINK CROCS to the ball, and although the Queen was miles away, she was being requested to return to the castle at once, gather the Gator's glass slippers, and travel many miles--in the opposite direction--to deliver the slippers in the next 20 minutes! Ridiculous you say? The Queen cursed a non-offensive nursery rhyme under her breath and vowed that she would feed the Princess turnips and cod liver oil for dinner for her outlandish behavior.

Chapter II-The adventure has a most happy ending! The Princess has made a wonderful impression at the ball, and has been invited to accompany the winners to Louisville at the next level ball. The Queen was so proud, that she decided that although the Gator showed great STUPIDITY in her choices, she would add a few strawberries to her plate for dinner.